Your son is getting married to Penny Pax. You will never understand how he bagged a busty redhead like that, he's the kind of guy that works out 6 times a week, shaves his chest, and plays by the book 24/7 - he's a bit of a pussy. You on the other hand, regularly skip work, smoke cigars, get wasted and slam loose women. When Penny comes to you before her wedding night and complains about issues in the bedroom, she confesses her DILF fantasy to you. She hasn't felt a hard cock inside her for a while now, so she's keen to get every inch of you inside her before she ties the knot. You're going to hell anyway, go for it.