You’ve been traveling in Eastern Europe for quite a while now and cash is running low. You found this English tutoring ad at the hostel. Thank heavens you got the job and you’re now at Adele’s house trying to teach this barely 18-year old girl some English words. Her parents are out and she’s got the house to herself. While looking at your crotch awkwardly, Adele asks you to start the lesson with human anatomy; legs, body, dick, pussy! She caught you by surprise with that last one. “How do you call that?” And she points at the staircase. She takes your hand while climbing the stairs. Get ready, you’re in deep trouble! At this exact moment, you understand why you were never hired for an English lesson!