Not to be cocky at all, but you are a subject-matter expert in almost everything. While your friends were playing Nintendo 64, you enjoyed reading Moby Dick. Truth is, you can’t learn absolutely everything on the books. Even though you are able to talk for hours about Mardi Gras history, you’ve never experienced this celebration. No matter how many times you tell your roommate, Cherry Kiss, and her girlfriend, Alecia Fox, that you have to stay in and study, this time they won’t let you miss the only day of the year when it’s justifiable being lustier.